Fuc# my life!

Funniest website, if you haven't seen it yet, DEF check it out!
http://www.fmylife.com/

preview:

"Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML"

"Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head started to burn, I called the landlord in a panic. Turns out there was a water main break and the entire city block doesn't have water. FML"

If you have not heard

The undisputed king of Nerdcore hiphop and the internets, the first thing you need to do is head on over to his website and download his free tracks (over 100) and give them a listen. Each one is more bangin than the last. YTCracker and YTCracker, Phlow, and eGod (which make up STC = Spamtec Crew)
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White House War

See who has the best stats here: http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/candidates
pretty funny

...
Odds Of Pop-Locking During Inauguration:
1 in 12

Personal Best For Getting Digits:
32 seconds

Difficulty Catching A Cab:
Moderate

Issues:
Pro-hopes, also supports dreams

People Who Have Influenced Him Most:
Handsome devil who greets him in the mirror every morning...

Rihanna marries Brown at "Secret Wedding"

Its official, they've been married at a secret wedding on P. Diddy's property.
Read more about it here:
http://music.ndtv.com/Music_Story.aspx?id=ENTEN20090085867&type=musicworld

In a surprising development in the Rihanna Chris Brown saga, latest reports suggest that the couple secretly tied the knot soon after their reconciliation in Miami.

Brown, who is to undergo his first court hearing for allegedly assaulting Rihanna on the eve of the Grammys, proposed to the 20-year-old singer and married her during their Miami getaway at rap mogul Sean Combs USD 20 million mansion.,

Earlier reports had claimed that Rihanna agreed to forgive Brown after she realised that she was pregnant with his child.

The secret wedding was conducted by a minister who was brought in for the spur of the moment ceremony, says a source........

Mickey Moust breaks it down

C-walkin like a muthafucka!
Mickey Mouse gets served

My word of the Day

See it at Urban Dictionary. Add it to your vocabulary!
the word is "Mambis"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mambis

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here is the link: Ca$hCrate!

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